Should I get a Phone or a Ball Python, or a Bird?

Okay. So I'm detasseling this July, And I want to get one or two of the things listed above. Whay Should I get? My choices are as following: Samsung Galaxy Prevail $179.99, Ball Python and Supplies $217.08, Or a Cockatiel and Supplies $150-ish. Which One or two should I get. I could get the phone and Cockatiel. Or I could just get the Ball Python. I'm so confused. Help me decide. Oh ya, I don't have a phone right now because I "accidentally" broke my last one.I will probably get the phone and bird. But you decide.